A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several
places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What?
Because he’s cross-eyed? “”No, because he’s really heavy”
A new Tongue ‘n’ Cheek is just about to be released and plenty of cartoons, jokes and offers will illustrate this issue. Be tuned folks! Take your free Tongue ‘n’ Cheek from major cafes, pubs, pharmacies and bottle in Sydney.
What makes us laugh?
Humour, jokes, cartoons deal with the unexpected. It’s one idea going down a track and suddenly it crashes into a totally diferent idea, its the crash point that makes us laugh.