A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several
places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”

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A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What?
Because he’s cross-eyed? “”No, because he’s really heavy”

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